As we've established that Step 2.4: The Futility of Task Lists, it's now time to delve into the world of Procrastination as Performance Art.
Imagine, if you will, a grandiose performance, akin to the Sisyphean Tragedy, where one deftly avoids the crushing weight of productivity, all while maintaining an air of nonchalance.
For the sake of art, we must ask: Can a person be simultaneously productive and utterly unproductive, like a master juggler juggling chainsaws while riding a unicycle on a tightrope? Find out in the next installment.