Chapter 1: Choosing the Right Pillows
It's all about the pillows, baby!
Don't just pick any old pillow. No, no, no. You want the biggest, fluffiest, most ostentatious pillows you can find. Think: giant, inflatable unicorns. Or maybe a thousand tiny, fluffy kittens. The point is, the more outrageous, the better.
Read on...Chapter 2: Building the Fort
Now that you've got your fabulous pillows, it's time to start building!
Don't bother with boring old chairs and tables. No, no. Use whatever you can find: cardboard boxes, plastic crates, and of course, a few dozen pounds of twine.
Read on...Chapter 3: Defending the Fort
Because, let's face it, someone's bound to try and steal your masterpiece...
Avoid using anything that can be considered "defensible." Like, don't use tables or chairs with legs. They'll just make the fort wobbly. Use a giant, rolling boulder instead. That'll keep the haters at bay, for sure.
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