Extreme Pillow Fort Building: A Guide by Dr. Pete

Warning: the following guide is not for the faint of heart. It's for the thrill-seeking, sleep-deprived, and slightly deranged.

Debilitating Pillow Fort Pitfalls

1. Lack of Structural Integrity - Your pillow fort may collapse at any moment, leaving you vulnerable to the outside world.
2. Inadequate Snack Storage - Without sufficient storage for your essential energy bars, you risk starvation and/or a mid-build collapse.
3. Structural Dissociation - A phenomenon where your pillow fort's walls and ceiling become disconnected from reality.
4. Unstable Ergonomics - Your pillow fort may become a biomechanical nightmare, causing chronic back pain and existential dread.
5. Paranoiac Pillow Fort - Your pillow fort may start to resemble a Cold War-era bunker, complete with laser traps and a moat of broken dreams.

Don't say we didn't warn you.