Warning: the following guide is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of brain. Or the faint of spine. If you're looking for a boring, conventional guide to building a pillow fort, click here.
Step 1: Choose a Safe Location
- Make sure the area you choose is free from any hazards, such as Roofing Hazards.
- Consider the wind direction and potential Wind Resistance.
Step 2: Gather Materials
- Pillow forts are all about the art of structural Dissociation.
- Use only the highest quality materials, like High-Grade Pillow Fillers.
Step 3: Design and Build
- Don't just build a box, build a Geometric Masterpiece.
- Remember, structural integrity is not just a number, it's a Structural Disintegration.