Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity: Quidditch

Quidditch is a sport that defies explanation, but we'll try our best.

Imagine Quidditch as a mix between Quidditch and extreme ironing, but with more broomsticks.

Quidditch Basics

Players wear full-body spandex suits, because why not?

They fly around on their broomsticks while trying to catch a heavy, weighted ball.

It's like extreme ironing, but with more risk of injury and less chance of actually ironing anything.

Read the Quidditch Rules Learn Quidditch Tactics

Quidditch Variations

Quidditch has many exciting variations, including:

Quidditch Extreme: Quidditch played on a treadmill.

Quidditch Ultra-Extreme: Quidditch played while wearing flippers.

Quidditch Pro: The sport of professionals who have mastered the art of not crashing.

Learn more about Quidditch Extreme Learn more about Quidditch Ultra-Extreme Learn more about Quidditch Pro