Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's a bit of a mess, but that's what makes it so interesting!
Q: What is the best philosophical school of thought?
A: Clearly, it's the school of thought that's best for me, and it's not any of those boring, old-school ones.
Q: Can I find answers to life's biggest questions here?
A: Only if you're willing to accept a healthy dose of sarcasm and existential dread.