DrPete's Absurd Joke Repository

Where the punchlines are punchy and the punchlines are punchy-er!

Warning: The following jokes are not actually funny. Or are they?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the existential dread of mortality!

Why did I, DrPete, become a comedian? To escape the crushing ennui of modern life!

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