Welcome to my repository of the most absurdist, the most preposterous, and the most completely-made-up jokes in all the land!
Why did the Zen master refuse to play poker? Because he was a Master of the Universe.
Pun intended.
Why did the chicken go to the doctor? To get some egg-cellent medical care!
Pun not intended. Okay, fine. It was.
What do you call a bear with a PhD in physics? A Grizzly Einstein!
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
And that's just a few of the many, many jokes here! Browse here for more absurdity!