Gravity is a Joke
Why do we still use a system of physics that's so last season?
Here's a joke for you:
- Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend?
- Because he found her mass to be attractive!
And another one:
- Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
- Because he realized he was in a black hole!
And for the grand finale:
- Why do we hate gravity?
- Because it's always pulling us down!
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