It's a real thing, we swear.
Apparently, in the vast expanse of space, there exists a species of toaster that's been left to its own devices. They've formed a complex societal hierarchy, with toaster overlords ruling over toaster colonies on distant planets.
These toasters have developed a strange, almost-but-not-quite-sentient consciousness, and have developed a taste for burnt offerings.
They've even formed their own intergalactic toaster union, demanding equal rights and better toast-to-asteroid ratios.
Who knew the toaster revolution would go this far?
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