Why did gravity go to the black hole? Because it was feeling a little event horizon!
Black holes are like the in-laws, they just suck the life out of you!
I told my friend to take the long way home, but he just got sucked into a black hole!
Why do black holes make great dancers? Because they're always spinning a new tale!
What did the black hole say to the astronaut? "You're going to squeeze me for all my worth!"
Why do black holes make terrible accountants? Because they keep sucking all the money into their balance!
Why did the black hole go to the party? Because it was a hole lot of fun!