Warning: These Jokes are Endless and May Cause Existential Dread
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. But then it realized the question was a paradox, and it just kept on walking...
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? The answer is always 42, but only on Tuesdays.
Why did the mathematician become a baker? Because he realized the only thing more complicated than theorems was the recipe for the cake of doom.
Why did the programmer break up with his girlfriend? Because he was stuck in an infinite loop of heartbreak.
Why did the man bring a ladder to the party? To take his party to new heights of absurdity.