Problem 2: Infinite Looper in Action
You're stuck in an elevator, and it just won't stop. The button to call for help is on the other side of a never-ending loop of identical-looking doors. Every time you try to press it, the doors open, but you just end up facing the same wall again.
The Solution
We've tried everything from meditation to eating Cheetos, but nothing seems to break the infinite loop. Maybe try... just maybe try...
- Pressing the button while whistling "The Wheels on the Bus"
- Reciting the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" backwards while in the elevator
- Using the "Panic Button" on the elevator's control panel, but only if it's not actually a decorative button
Or, you know what? Just stand there and stare at the wall for a while. It's not like you're going anywhere.