A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "I've got a bit of a problem, can you help me?"

The librarian replied, "I'm not sure, but I can check the Dewey Decimal system."

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As he sipped his drink, he heard a voice from the back of the room say, "Nice tie!"

He turned around and said, "Thanks, I got it at a funeral."

The doctor said, "I'm not a frog expert, but I can prescribe you something for it."

A band-icoot.