Warning: These jokes are so bad, you'll cry, laugh, and question your life choices.
Or, if you're feeling brave:
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the existential dread of mortality!
What do you call a cow with no legs? A ball of cheese!
Why don't lobsters have birthday parties? Because they're shell-shocked by social gatherings!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space, and she was always gravitating towards drama!