You are a fleeting moment of consciousness in an otherwise meaningless universe. Congratulations, you are alive!
(Or are you just a simulated reality created by a bored programmer in a basement?
Either way, it's all just a matter of perspective.
But hey, at least you can laugh at the absurdity of it all, right?
Or do you just exist in a never-ending cycle of suffering and despair?
Either way, it's all just a matter of attitude.