Why did the existentialist philosopher bring a ladder to the party?
Because it was an ascension to higher consciousness.
Why did the postmodernist poet's poem go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little deconstructional.
Why did the hermeneutic circle go to the gym?
To get some interpretive abs.
What did the dialectical materialist say to the idealist?
You can't have a materialist without a material.