Why did the existentialist philosopher bring a ladder to the party?
Because it was an ascension to higher consciousness.
More philosopher puns with a touch of sass
Why did the postmodernist poet's poem go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little deconstructional.
Even more absurdity, even less sense
Why did the hermeneutic circle go to the gym?
To get some interpretive abs.
Still not done with the puns
What did the dialectical materialist say to the idealist?
You can't have a materialist without a material.
Still trying to dialectic my way into your hearts