Why did the philosopher's cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
More Puns!</p>
Warning: the following puns are so bad, they'll make you question the meaning of existence.
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And don't even get us started on the existential dread of being a 'cat-astrophe' in the world of philosophy...
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