Philosopher Puns Rant

Because, you know, being a philosopher is hard.

Especially when you've got a million different ways to say "the answer is 42" but you're still not getting paid enough.

So, here's the deal, folks. If you're feeling existential, let's talk about it. I'll be here, ranting away, with my puns and my philosophy.

Pun-filled Musings:

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