Philosopher Puns

Paradox 2: The Socratic Squeeze

A paradox for the ages, or is it? "Why can't a philosopher walk his dog?" Socrates pondered, only to find himself lost in a sea of existential dread. Or was it just the existential dread of being lost in a sea of existential dread?

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“I'd rather be a philosopher king, but with a really bad haircut.”

— Socrates, circa 399 BCE