Do you know what's more absurd than free will? Trying to find parking in a crowded city. That's right, it's a paradox wrapped in an enigma, dipped in a sauce of existential dread.
But what if free will isn't free at all? | Or is it just a word?
Either way, it's a real brain-twister. Maybe we're just puppets on a string, dancing to the tune of determinism. Or maybe, just maybe, we're the conductor of the train, waving our arms wildly while the tracks are set in stone.
But hey, who needs free will when you have a good joke? Pun Joke | Sarcasm is Free Will?
Stay absurd, my friends!