Prophetic Puns, where the punchline is always a foregone conclusion.
Warning: Puns may have been known to cause excessive groaning, spontaneous smiling, and/or existential dread.
But don't worry, we have a solution for that too: Existential Crisis
1. Why was the prophet always getting the forecast wrong? Because he was always predicting the future.
2. Why did the prophet go to the doctor? He was feeling a little "tongue-tied."
3. What did the prophet say to the chicken? "You're egg-static, my man, you're egg-static."
4. Why did the prophet become a baker? Because he kneaded the dough.
5. Why did the prophet go to the gym? He wanted to pump up his prophecy.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg.