Random Prophetic Puns, where the punchline is always a punchy, prophetic punchline.
Prophets of Doom Prophetic Puns for Dummies Random Prophetic Pun
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the prophetic pun? To get to the other side, duh.
Prophetic Puns for Dummies Random Prophetic Pun
Because, as the great prophet once said, "Dummies are the new black."
Prophets of Doom Random Prophetic Pun
Why did the prophet get to the other side? Because, well, they didn't, actually.