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Why did the gouda cheese go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a little grated!
Why did the brie go to the party?
Because it was a gouda time!
Why did the feta cheese go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little crumby!
Why did the mozzarella go to the gym?
Because it wanted to get some mozzarella- muscle!