Where the puns are so prophetic, you can see the future in them.
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
What do you call a bear with a PhD? A grizzly academic!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
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