Welcome to the most temporally-inaccurate comedy troupe in the space-time continuum.
Why did the time traveler bring a ladder to the party?
Because they heard it was a time to get some perspective!
Why did the time traveler break up with their girlfriend?
Because they were worried about their relationship being temporally inconvenient!
What's the deal with time travel, then?
It's like a never-ending loop of confusion!
But seriously, folks, time travel is just like... time to get some cheese!
Or not.
Stay tuned for more temporal shenanigans!