Quantum Non-Locality Jokes, because you're not local, man!

Welcome to DrPete's Absurd Joke Site. Here, you can find the most absurd, most ridiculous, most totally-not-local jokes in all the multiverse.

Why did the quantum particle go to the party?

Because it was a quantum leap of fun!

What did the superposition say to the wave function?

It said, "I'm in multiple places at once, but don't @ me." More of this, please!

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