It is said that deep within the belly of a giant toaster, hidden from prying eyes, lies the meaning of life. Some say it's a fleeting moment of crispy toastiness, others a burst of existential dread. You try to grasp it, but like the fleeting crumbs that fall between the slots, it eludes us.
Theories of Toast offers some insight into this enigmatic phenomenon.
Quantum Toaster Theory attempts to apply quantum mechanics to the art of toast production.
The Toaster Philosophy delves into the existential implications of a toaster's purpose.