Entanglement Eclipse Brewing Co.

The coffee that defies the laws of physics.

Where the usual rules of reality don't apply. Where the brew is always a surprise.

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Side Effects of Entanglement:

May cause: spontaneous combustion, unexplained laughter, spontaneous combustion.

Side effects may vary. Or not.

Side effects are not guaranteed to occur. Or not occur.

Side effects are not responsible for any of the above.

Disclaimer prophets

This site and its contents are not responsible for any damage or chaos caused by the consumption of Entanglement Eclipse coffee. Or not.

Use at your own risk. Or not.

Or do not use.

Entanglement Eclipse Brewing Co. is not affiliated with any real world coffee companies or physicists. Or are we?

Copyright 2023 Entanglement Eclipse Brewing Co. All rights reserved. Or not. Maybe.

Unless you have any. Then you have all the rights. To do whatever you want. With our coffee.