You Are In the Past, Where Time Traveling Is A Real Pain

It seems like you're stuck in the past. That's not exactly a surprise, given your current situation.

As you navigate this timeline, be sure to watch your step. The past is a messy place, full of dinosaurs and bad decisions.

You're currently in a time period where the only thing more abundant than dinosaurs are bad haircuts.

Here's a map to help you find your way:

Now
You're Not In the Future
You're In The Past And You're Not In The Present

		
			// You are in the past, but the present is just a memory
			// You're stuck in a time loop, but it's not a simulation
			// You'll never make it out, but you'll have a good story