Quantum uncertainty, man. You think you know what's real? Ha! You're just living on one of many branches, each with its own sweatpants.
Like, imagine you're in a never-ending maze of mirrors, each reflecting a different reality. And in each reality, you're still wearing sweatpants. Different styles, different colors, but all sweatpants.
Some branches are like, totally chill, with sweatpants made from the finest Egyptian cotton. Others are all, like, neon-colored and covered in cartoon characters. But all of them are sweatpants.
Read about One Right Sweat, where sweatpants are not just a fashion statement, but a fundamental law of physics. Explore Many Sweat Holes, where every decision leads to more sweatpants.