Why did the Schrödinger's cat go to the party?
Because it was a purr-ty to remember!
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Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend?
Because he found her to be in a superposition of love and hate!
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Why did the quantum superposition go to therapy?
Because it was feeling a little mixed up!
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What did the particle go to the doctor for?
It was feeling a little wave-uncertain!
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Why did the wave function go to the party?
Because it was a wave-er than everyone else!
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Why did the electron go to the doctor?
Because it had an ion to be had!
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Why did the physicist's cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
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Why did the quantum superposition go to the gym?
Because it wanted to get a little more entangled!
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Why did the particle accelerator break up with its girlfriend?
Because it was accelerating its exit strategy!
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Why did the wave function go to the hairdresser?
Because it was feeling a little wavy!
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