In the depths of the quantum realm, where particles are free to roam, there exists a joke so absurd, so illogical, so utterly bewildering, that it defies comprehension. It's like a joke from a universe where the punchline is a paradox.
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print("Why did the Schrödinger's cat take a selfie? Because it was purr-fectly confident in its existence!");
print("Or was it the other way around?");
print("Or did it not exist at all?");
print("Or did it exist in multiple places at once?");
print("Or did it not exist until someone observed it?");
print("Or did it exist in a state of superposition, where it was both observed and not observed at the same time?");
print("Or did it exist in a state of entanglement, where it was connected to a particle in another universe, and the observer in that universe was also observing it?");
print("Or did it exist in a state of wave-particle duality, where it was both a wave and a particle at the same time?");
print("Or did it exist in a state of quantum superposition, where it was all of these things and none of these things at the same time?");
print("Or did it not exist in any of these things, and was actually just a joke that was never told because it was too absurd to be observed?");
print("Or did it exist in all of these things and none of these things, and was actually just a joke that was told because it was too absurd to be observed?");
print("Or did it exist in a state of quantum flux, where it was constantly changing and evolving, but never actually existing in any one state for more than a nanosecond?");
print("Or did it exist in a state of quantum non-flux, where it was constantly not-existing and unchanging, but still somehow managing to make you laugh with its absurdity?");
print("Or did it exist in a state of quantum super-uncertainty, where it was both certain and uncertain at the same time, and was actually just a joke that was never even told because it was too absurd to be thought of?");
print("Or did it exist in all of these states and none of these states at the same time, and was actually just a joke that was told because it was too absurd to not be observed?");The joke, you see, is not just a punchline, but an existential crisis in the making. It's a joke that's trying to exist in multiple places at once, but is still somehow managing to be funny despite its own non-existence. It's like the quantum version of a joke, where the punchline is the observer's uncertainty about the punchline itself.
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