Unlikely Solution

For when the many branches of quantum uncertainty just won't quit.

You are a quantum physicist, stuck in a world of infinite possibilities. But you're not giving up. You're going to find a way out.

Here's a solution that's as unlikely as it is unorthodox:

1. Close your eyes
2. Spin around in a circle
3. Suddenly, the universe will make itself clear.

Or, if that doesn't work, try:

1. Eating a whole pizza by yourself
2. Then, and only then, will the answer appear

We can't promise it'll work, but hey, it's worth a shot.

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