Welcome to the Absurd Jokes section of the Quantum Coffee Shop, where the laws of probability don't apply, but the coffee is always overpowered by the absurdity of it all!
Why did the quantum particle go to the coffee shop?
Because it was a superposition of possibilities, and it was always in a superstate of confusion!
Read another quantum joke! More quantum absurdity!It's like when you're trying to decide between two flavors of ice cream, but the act of observation itself changes the flavor!
Learn more about the Quantum Uncertainty Principle!