It was a typical Wednesday morning when I realized that my socks were in a state of superposition.
They were both paired and not paired at the same time.
I was torn between wearing them together, or wearing them separately, but in the same moment, in a different universe.
I called a physicist, but all he said was, "Don't even get me started on the uncertainty principle, dude."
I'm still trying to decide what to do, but for now, I'm just going to wear them all, and see what the multiverse has to say.
Or maybe I'll just stick with One Sock at a Time.