In a shocking turn of events, it turns out that coffee cups are not just cups, but also tiny particles in a state of quantum superposition.
That's right, our beloved morning joe containers are not just holding your morning's worth of caffeine, but also simultaneously holding 50% decaf, 50% regular, 100% sugar, and -100% sugar (because, you know, some people).
But wait, it gets even weirder: our coffee cups are also in a state of superposition with regard to their contents. Sometimes they're full of hot coffee, sometimes they're empty, and sometimes they're filled with exactly 37.5% coffee and 62.5% disappointment.
And don't even get us started on the cups themselves. They're made of a special material that's 90% ceramic, 10% regret, and 1% pure, unadulterated existential dread.
So, the next time you reach for your morning cup, remember: it's not just a coffee cup, it's a tiny, quantum mess waiting to happen.