Quantum Uncertainty

Because, you know, everything is just a wave of probability, we've decided prophets of doom and despair are just as likely as prophets of hope and optimism.

Here's a superposition = (0+1) / 2 formula to calculate the odds of a good outcome:

			+----------------+----------------+-----------------+---------------+
			|   Outcome   |   Probability  |   Certainty   |   Result     |
			+----------------+----------------+-----------------+---------------+
			|  Catastrophe  |  0.5         |  50%         |  Bad things  |
			|  Success      |  0.5         |  50%         |_goals achieved |
			|  Something   |  0.0         |  0%         |  Maybe?      |
			 prophets of doom |  1.0         | 100%         |  Don't even |
			+----------------+----------------+-----------------+---------------+
		

But wait, there's more! You can also calculate the probability of a quantum event = (0 + 1) / 2 for an even more... uncertain result: