Many Branching Puzzles: 1-Looping Paranoia

You've entered the infinite loop of confusion. Congratulations!

Here's the problem: you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of logic and reason.

Each door you open leads to another, and another, and another.

You'll never find the exit, but that's the fun part, right?

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