Quantum Uncertainty in My Kitchen

It's 8:47 AM on a typical Tuesday morning in my kitchen, and I'm trying to make breakfast. According to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, I have no idea where anything is.

Meanwhile, my coffee is in a state of entanglement with the coffee shop down the street.

It's like they're connected by a cosmic string, and I can't get a decent cup until they're both ready.