According to our feline overlords, the laws of coffee shop physics have reached a critical juncture, where the very fabric of reality is at odds with the laws of quantum mechanics.
Cats in the coffee shop have entered a state of superposition, where they exist in multiple states simultaneously, defying the laws of classical feline physics.
Some cats are simultaneously sipping lattes and lounging on the windowsill, while others are plotting to take over the world.
But don't just take our word for it, ask the coffee shop patrons, they'll tell you it's all about the cats in superposition.
Quantum Uncertainty in Coffee is a real thing, folks.