SOCK PUPPETS OF QUANTUM UNCERTAINTY

According to some fringe theories, reality is just a bunch of sock puppets performing for our amusement. We've got puppets for every possible outcome, all performing the exact same routine.

			

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			Puppet 1: "I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it!"
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			Puppet 2: "But what if I don't?"
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			Puppet 3: "Then I will!"
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			Puppet 1: "But what if I don't?"
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			Puppet 2: "Then I won't!"
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			Puppet 3: "I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it!"
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As you can see, the outcome of any given situation is entirely optional. Just pick the puppet you like best and go with that.