The Quantum Uncertainty Principle

It turns out, the location of particles isn't as fixed as we thought. Like, they're basically just hanging out somewhere, but you never know where.

According to our research, it's like they're in the following places, but don't quote us on this:

• Maybe in a toaster.
• Or a toaster in a different universe.
• Possibly in a toaster in a parallel universe that's also in a toaster.
• Who knows, maybe they're just in a really, really small toaster.

Want to learn more about the absurdity of quantum physics? Check out our other subpages:

• Even more random locations!
• Infinite regression, where the fun never ends!
• When particles fart, and the smell is just as uncertain as their locations!