Finicky Fiesta Fiasco: Animal Crossing Jokes

Welcome, fellow island inhabitants! Are you tired of Tom Nook's never-ending demands for new bug catching gear? Do you find yourself questioning the life choices made by Blathers, the island's self-proclaimed "art critic"? Well, you're in luck! For in this corner of the internet, we've got the most absurd Animal Crossing jokes this side of the ocean.

Why did Tom N'th's parrot go to the doctor?

Because it had a fowl cough!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A... well, that's a fin-tastic question!

Why did Blathers bring a ladder to the party?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?

A moo-sical band!

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