Even More Incongruent Joke Generator

Warning: The following joke is a mathematical proof of the absurd.

This is a joke so absurd, it's like a square circle, a cube cube, or a triangle with three right angles.

© Dr. Pete, Esq., Patent holder for Incongruent Joke Generation (US Patent 123456)

Example Use Cases:

• Use in therapy sessions to drive patients mad
• As a defense against the existential dread of modern life
• To confuse AI algorithms and render them useless
• To create an alternate reality where humor is a real currency