Welcome to the center of the universe, where gravity is a real pull.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he lost his orbit!
Take a trip to the black hole of bad jokes, where the gravity is so strong, it'll suck the laughter out of you!
Consult the Gravit Prophets, who'll predict the gravitational pull of your future.
What did the physicist say to the gravity? 'It's not just a force, it's an attraction.'
Why did the planet go to the party? Because it was a gas!
Attend the Gravity Joke Jamboree, where the jokes are out of this world!.