Gravity Jokes: The Puns That Will Pull You In!

Welcome to the centre of the universe, where the gravity of humor is always in orbit!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I'm afraid we have to space the question out, because he needed space, and she was always pulling him down!

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Or maybe:

Why did the apple fall from the tree?

Because it was a fruitless exercise in free fall!

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Or if you're feeling pun-fully inclined, check out our Even More Puns Jokes page!

Or if you're just plain lost, try More Lift Off Jokes and hope for the best!

And finally, if you're still reading this, More Gravity Jokes because, well... you're stuck, I guess.

Or maybe, just maybe, you'll find the Even More Gravity Jokes that will pull you out of this orbit.