Gravity Is Just a Thing of the Past

Because, let's face it, it's all just a bit of a drag

Imagine a world where you can float around like it's 1999. No more being tethered to the ground like some sort of earthbound prisoner. The freedom to soar through the air like a bird in flight, or a human with a really good umbrella.

We can do it, folks. We can leave the weight of the world behind. Well, not literally, because, you know, the world is still going to be here, and we'd all just kind of... float away.

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