WHY DID THE ASTRONAUT BREAK UP?

He was tired of the constant orbiting around his emotions.

Why else did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend in space?

• He was over the moon about it
• He was starstruck by her
• He was black hole-ing his emotions

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