Space Puns 4: The Final Frontier of Funniness

A collection of space-themed puns so absurd, they'll make you feel like you're lost in space.

Why did the star go to the party?

Astroid because it was a star-light in the room.

function star_party() {
  console.log('I\'m a star!');
  var asteroid = new Star('Party');
  asteroid.shine();
}
const spacePuns = {
  'star': 'astroid',
  'planet': 'terrestrial',
  'moon': 'lunar',
  'sun': 'sol'
};

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

He needed space.